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Seeing as I decided to finally stop taking my site… blog… whatever so seriously these days, I feel a lot better about not updating it until I really want to, or find inspiration as the case may be. On that note I came up with an idea while driving home from work today. There I was minding my own business, driving as I always do ( which may have been a tad faster than I should have been during rush hour Atlanta traffic ( read: 6 miles an hour ) ) when someone who was apparently in a dick hard hurry to hurry up and wait behind the car in front of me decided it was an intelligent idea to essentially force me on to the side of the road….
( Read the rest of this entry » )(1:30:28 PM) shadowederos: well, with my dick.
(11:44:31 AM) uidLuc1d: BUYING QUIZNOS
(11:44:37 AM) triplescorpion3: you bitch
(3:59:29 PM) shadowederos: wat
(3:59:35 PM) shadowederos: I WILL OFFEND THE PANTS OFF YOU
(4:00:10 PM) uidLuc1d: STOP OFFENDING MY ALREADY OFFENDED PANTS OF OFFENSIVE OFFENSE!
(4:00:26 PM) shadowederos: Maybe you should wash those.
(4:00:27 PM) shadowederos: :-(
(4:00:37 PM) uidLuc1d: :(

HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!
We love Halloween and we know you do too! So, Phobia is giving you one ANOTHER chance to celebrate, be scary, and WEAR THAT COSTUME on November 6th!
DJs Aesthetic, 313, and Lecter will have you scared to leave the dance floor, while Master Chuck gives you a safe place to play in our dungeon. As always, our doors open at 10pm and they close at 6am. The cover is only $12 in costume or fetish gear and $15 otherwise!
Oh and did I mention, we *WILL* have candy!?!
Originally published at Sloshed In Translation. You can comment here or there.
While Halloween has already passed, I can’t help but to think back to some of the parties I attended and shudder at the shear idiocy of some individuals. While that last statement doesn’t include all people who like to get all dressed up for the occasion, sadly, it does cover the moral majority. So, in my infinite wisdom I have decided to help you all with some late, although important suggestions for next year’s Halloween… hey, it just might save you from looking like a complete idiot.
( Read the rest of this entry » )...Coffee.

We love Halloween and we know you do too! So, Phobia is giving you one more chance to celebrate,
be scary, and wear that costume on November 6th!
DJs Aesthetic and 313 will have you scared to leave the dance floor,
while Master Chuck gives you a safe place to play in our dungeon. As always, our doors open at 10pm and they close at 6am.
The cover is only $12 in costume or fetish gear and $15 otherwise! Oh and did I mention, we WILL have candy!!

"IM A PLATIPUS! WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAA!" - Bio Dome ( The Movie )
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Oooh I’ve been drinking again… which is never a good idea while browsing through LiveJournal… and being that I am not the most adept at the functions of LiveJournal, I just this evening learned of the ability to search through communities. Not really sure how I ended up in the context of eating disorders I saw the usual type communities… you know, Anorexia ( Idiots ), Bulimics ( Idiots ), but I’ve never heard of “Orthorexia” ( Probably Idiots ).
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Brit is going to tear off my face, and put it in her pocket.
…we are also carving pumpkins, that is all for now.
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“Bangor Daily News - Substance abuse prevention groups are questioning whether it is acceptable for a “botanically brewed beverage” that contains a small amount of alcohol to be sold to minors in Maine.”
Long story short, a company is going that whole natural route and brewing soft drinks… a by product of this method of brewing leaves this tasty new beverage packing 0.05% in alcohol. ( In before over protective, under-educated, unemployed welfare mothers! ) Yes, of course, the lethargic bon-bon munching couch warriors of America are all up in arms… about 0.05% alcohol. SO! Lets put this into perspective real quick shall we?
( Read the rest of this entry » )Originally published at Sloshed In Translation. You can comment here or there.
So I recently decided that I own fair too many domains, none of them actually related to what I talk about on my personal sites… as a result, I am now merging all of my sites in to one single little “blog”… as it’s called. Minor changes will happen, not much. I will still be doing a lot of the same, ranting, drunken ramblings, making fun of stupid people, so on, so forth, included this time will be more personal accounts of my everyday life. Will I be doing it at length as in the past? No… but I will entertain myself regardless. Posts here will still be syndicated to LiveJournal and FaceBook as always, not to MySpace… as I don’t really use that shit for sorry service these days. As you can see I attempted to back-up the old websites here… it kept crashing… I could have debugged the issue, but honestly, I really don’t give two halves of a flaming rats ass.
Pizza has arrived, it is officially time for food and booze! Stay tuned, blah blah.

...Think im gunna be "taxi driver" for halloween...


Im on CSI!
So, India found water on the Moon... so technically speaking there COULD be water under the surface of the moon. Does America;
A: Build a drill that will function on the moon.
B: Invent some type of sonar device like we use for finding fossiles and oil.
C: Launch explosives at it.
America... FUCK YEAH!

