MMA =/= Martial Arts.
Suicide = Failure.
"Attempted" Suicide = Failing at Failure.
Mid-Town Suits =/= Capable of Intelligent Thought.
If you cannot get fully from one side to the other while a light is green, and your car ends up blocking the middle of an intersection, it should be legal for me to ram the side of your car as hard as possible without causing myself injury, resulting in YOUR insurance having to pay for your stupidity, you losing your license... forever, and no less than 50 years in ass ramming prison.

If you decide its a good idea to cross the road on foot while I have the right of way, and you honestly expect me to stop? See you in the hospital douche bag... and no, just because you happen to be black, you are NOT impervious to a couple tons of metal running your stupid ass over. Pull up your fucking pants, and get a job that doesnt involve sucking dick for cocaine.

Share the road? Eat a dick. P.S. Your stupid Bike Shorts only prove you were born without testicles.

Its an elevator, not a conference room, and none of us think you are impressive while talking on the free at&t cell phone AS LOUD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE WHEN THE REST OF US ARE APROX ONE FOOT AWAY FROM YOU. P.S. You have a white stain on the back of your $10 suit... it looked like semen... I am going to assume it was.

There are three benches, 2 of them are empty, dont sit at the one I am sitting at... I have no desire to meet, know, or speak to you while on a smoke break. Die in a fire, please.

Heres something I bet you have never seriously told your room mate before:

(12:53:55 PM) mmosean@gmail.com/D7911DD0: You are not bringing uranium into the house you homo.

Reason

"Millitary to ban smoking"

Really? You REALLY think this is a good idea?

...any of you ever see me nic fitting? Yeah, anyone want to see me nic fitting when I have access to military grade explosives?

...

...actually I kinda wanna see that now that I think about it.

Dear Diaf....

....I hope you Diaf

Bah, I hit enter on the wrong button... I win. ANYWAYS!

This weekend--

Nathans
Kabobs
Alcohol
Wii
Alcohol
Hotub
Alcohol
Dane Cook
Alcohol
Sleep
Hang Over
Home
Sleep
Left-over kabobs
Alcohol
Sleep

Yesterday--

Nicole
Pool
Alcohol
Publix
Sandwich
GameStop
DC vs Mortal Kombat
Alcohol
Trivia on 360
Pool
Alcohol
Finally clean snake cage
Nicole dont like snakes
Alcohol
Bed

P.S.







Cena will destroy you.

BAHAHAH! I apparently pissed someone off at some point:

LOL
And LOL
Oh here too!

Seriously though, six foot and 160lbs? Come on...

Congrats Anti-Sec/ImageShack ( Long story ), you are the reason we are looked poorly upon.

Your hacktivism, just like the 15 year olds ( mentally ) before you attempted this as well, which is why YOU, are the reason the patriot act exists.

...Fucking morons.

I apparently missed the memo that told 90% of live journal eating disorders make you cool and more attractive.

Please notice the date change to August 22nd

NO!

BAD INTERNET RADIO!

I will never listen to that channel again...

...-shivers-... Placebo...

Remembering the fact that Vincent and I constantly say "meow" to people as a replacement for "meh"....

Texts From Last Night - "(404): Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom. "

...have any of you recieved a drunken naked picture from Vincent or I lately?

:P

Afraid of being hurt in SCA?
Join a LARP.

Afraid to be hurt in a LARP?
Fight with cardboard tubes

...afraid of cardboard?
Kill yourself.

1 - Ignoring people who read/write about things instead of... doing things pays off once again, Brit and I very much so enjoyed Warehouse 13.
2 - Yes, "SyFy" is gay, dont really care as long as they produce entertainment.
3 - So now thats hes in the ground can we stop hearing about him?
4 - Anyone have a used, working, clothing dryer?
5 - Need to make Ruby/Sean birthday flyers.
6 - If my xbox EVER auto-downloads a M.Jackson song again on its own, im going to bomb microsoft.
7 - What the fuck was wrong with 75 South, seriously GDoT, "Expect Delays" is not a cause, its an effect, WHY were there delays?

So theres a 'new' virus attacking IE5/6/7 Windows XP machines
( Nothing New )
This 'new' virus attacks computers via infected websites
( Nothing New )
It gives 'hackers' the ability to execute arbitrary code on your computer
( Nothing New )
Microsoft has no fix for this 'new' virus
( Nothing New )
You are not affected if you upgrade to Windows Vista or Windows 7 and use IE8
( Microsoft's marketing department are fucking genious' )

"Oh dearest phone, you can do many things, but our future is looking grim. Applications for all occasions, but you never learned to swim." - Lucid : In memory of Webshifts iPhone.

Nathan hit me in the throat with a bottle rocket.
I hit Brit in the leg with a bottle rocket.
Luke grilled for us.
Sara made us drinks.
And we declared war on the red neck neighbors how are obviously commies.
Smoke bombs were lit by the pool...

...but extraction never came. :(